"No Way Out," eh? More like "No Way In Hell I'm Spending $30 on This Crap." And you know the bad thing now- even if the PPV sucks dick, you don't even have a free gift to send in for to ease some of your pain. Oh, it's true, it's true- last one was Armageddon. So if they aren't even going to throw me that bone, you can be guaranteed I'll be getting even fewer PPVs this year. Well, enough ranting about that: let's move on to even more ranting with my take on the WWF's second glorious *snicker* PPV of the second millennium (at least according to that Gregorian Calendar).

 

2 out of 3 falls
Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Triple H

My Pick: HHH. Even though he's a Kliq member, he's a good worker and I'll go with him faster than Austin.

Will Win: All I have to say is =damn= is this shit predictable or what? You know Austin's walking out with this one. Austin needs some buildup to face Rock at WM XVII.

 

Winner: HHH

 

World Wrestling Federation Championship
Kurt Angle vs. The Rock

My Pick: Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.

Will Win: Rock, to set up that "huge" main event at WM, meaning I won't be purchasing it, unless the undercard is worth it. Last year, the smarks were already saying Rock v. Austin at WM. And sure as steaming shit, they're right.

 

Winner: Rock

 

Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley vs. Trish Stratus

My Pick: Trish, because I can't fuckin' stand Stephanie, saggy tits, awful clothes, and all.

Will Win: Trish, with some kind of "interference."

 

Winner: Stephanie *gag*

 

Tag Team Championship
Dudley Boyz vs. Edge & Christian vs. Kane & Undertaker

My Pick: DUDLEYS, DUDLEYS, DUDLEYS. If you didn't guess that, you's be needin' to look through the site. Yeah, Undie's my fave boy, but I also love Bubba and Devon and they deserve those damn straps. And I'm crossing fingers for a heel turn.

Will Win: Dudleys.

 

Winner: Dudleys

 

4-way for Intercontinental Title

Jericho, X-Pac, Benoit, and Guerrero for the IC title

My Pick: Benoit. CJ has yet to redeem himself, outside of the Ladder Match at RR.

Will Win: Benoit.

 

Winner: Jericho

 

Hardcore Title

Raven v. Big Show

My Pick: Raven

Will Win: Raven. At least he damn well better win. Wight needs his ass sent back to OVW or maybe a trade off with WCW: we'll give you Paul back, but we want Mike Awesome and Lance Storm in return.

 

Winner: Big Show *gag*

 

Jerry Lawler vs. Steven Richards

My Pick: Stevie, in a piece 'o' shit match. And with gems like this, I should rush to get this PPV. :P

Will Win: Stevie

 

Winner: Stevie

 

 

 

Well, since the PPV's down in the books, let's tally this up.

 

My Picks Correct: (3/7) = 43%

Will Wins Correct: (4/7) = 57%